1、每天早上起床的第一個念頭就是不想上班，想再多睡會。

The first thought of getting up every morning is that I don‘t want to go to work and want to sleep more。

2、怎麼說呢？每個月總有那麼個30天不想上班。

How to put it？ There are always 30 days a month when I don’t want to go to work。

3、明明可以靠顏值吃飯，為什麼我會選擇上班？

Why do I choose to work when I can rely on my appearance？

4、如果上班太難，那就祝我們早點下班。

If it‘s too hard to go to work， wish us an early one。

5、覺得自己的性格真的不適合上班，只適合領工資。

I feel that my personality is really not suitable for work， only for salary。

6、上班和上學出奇的相似，上學盼放學，上班盼下班。

Going to work is very similar to going to school。 Going to school is looking forward to the end of school， and going to work is looking forward to the end of work。

7、工作太累的時候，記得給自己寫封辭職信，讓自己開心一下。

When work is too tired， remember to write a letter of resignation to make yourself happy。

8、我挺不喜歡工作的，因為工作浪費了我的青春。

I don’t like work because it wastes my youth。

9、雖然我上班會遲到，但是我下班很準時呀。

I‘ll be late for work， but I’m on time。

10、五十六種語言匯成一句話，未來的每一天都不想上班。

Fifty six languages in one sentence， I don‘t want to go to work every day in the future。

11、貧窮限制了我一切，它還命令我出去上班。

Poverty limits everything， and it orders me to go out to work。

12、我是真的不想上班，但是我家裡沒有礦，也沒有豬。

I really don’t want to go to work， but I don‘t have any mines or pigs at home。

13、上班就像舊時代的婚姻，明明不幸福，還要相守到底。

Going to work is like marriage in the old days。 It’s not happy， but we have to stay together to the end。

14、早知道人間有上班這回事，當初就不應該來到凡間渡劫。

If I had known that there was work in the world， I shouldn‘t have come to the world at the beginning。

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